Posted by
Jennifer Lloyd on Monday, November 03, 2008 9:47:51 PM
When Obama’s in the House
When Obama’s in the house
we can praise the chosen one,
life will be easy; life will be grand…
don’t we all just wanna have fun?
When Obama’s in the house
a sad story becomes very true,
where most happy working people vote red
and bitter, angry liberals vote blue.
When Obama’s in the house
more money will come your way,
while successful people are punished
and their earned money is taken away.
When Obama’s in the house
the lottery will no longer be the answer,
because he won’t encourage work
while still promising happy ever after.
When Obama’s in the house
he’ll be the Robin Hood few comprehend,
where high profit is the enemy
and do-nothings are the friend.
When Obama’s in the house
so many non-workers will feel success;
project dwellers can buy flat-screened TVs
while the middle class live with less.
When Obama’s in the house
that middle class will have fallen for the lie,
but when Bush tax cuts end in 2010
to those cuts he’ll say “bye bye.”
When Obama’s in the house
one can’t help but feel at a loss;
a leader to so many needy people
but, many ask, at what high a cost?
When Obama’s in the house
voters will have never voted before;
some don’t know what’s really at stake
or what they’re truly voting for.
When Obama’s in the house
many liberals will probably remain mean,
while they tout peace and love not war
and that everything be green.
When Obama’s in the house
maybe we’ll all join hand-in-hand,
no longer with a stalwart defense plan
just ignorantly peaceful in a volatile land.
When Obama’s in the house
it will still be cool to complain,
people thinking they are owed something
while sadly becoming more and more vain.
When Obama’s in the house
you’ll need to think for yourself no more,
because he’s smarter than our Founding Fathers
throwing our Constitution out the door.
When Obama’s in the house
he will cause a major disruption,
higher taxes and oppressive government
all while voted in via ACORN’s corruption.
When Obama’s in the house
personal responsibility will be put aside,
for those who want more and more given
while they give nothing back for a free ride.
When Obama’s in the house
an embarrassment to America it will be—
an attempt to suppress our drive and goals
to be successful in this great country.
When Obama’s in the house
conservatives will no doubt be aware,
kids and people voted because he’s cool…
because he’s a celeb without gray hair.
When Obama’s in the house
we’ll have a guy with terrorist friends,
who has become our newest president
regardless of the negative vibes that did send.
When Obama’s in the house
the government will guarantee success,
for people who don’t even make the effort
to do their very best.
When Obama’s in the house
he’ll spend more taxpayer money on the poor,
when we have so many programs already
with still so many yet in store.
When Obama’s in the house
charity will no longer be personal choice;
you will give to whom the government wants
and away will be taken your voice.
When Obama’s in the house
talk radio will probably be next to go—
how sad our only conservative voices
intimidate his self-serving show.
When Obama’s in the house
we will suddenly have to refuse,
that he heard every word Reverend Wright said
while sitting for 20 years in those pews.
When Obama’s in the house
we must believe his judgment for creeps,
but as most believe very strongly
you judge a guy by the company he keeps.
When Obama’s in the house
Socialism…it’s what’s for dinner:
Obama, the shepherd leading his sheep
where every American is a winner.
When Obama’s in the house
all conservatives will know quite surely,
that this lawyer was trained to conspire and fool
looking innocent to the voting jury.
When Obama’s in the house
many smart people will soon realize,
they should have voted for the guy of truth
not the hip guy quick to connive.
When Obama’s in the house
a light will again shine down in your sleep;
the Messiah will be leading something,
he’s the shepherd leading all you sheep!
When Obama’s in the house
you can settle down for a long winter’s nap.
Why you ask my fellow Americans?
Under Obama, you need no thinking cap!
When Obama’s in the house
the fight for more handouts has been won;
you can work as little as possible
when work by others for you will be done.
When Obama’s in the house
the housing mess is blamed on the wrong guy.
It was the Democrats who wanted all, rich or poor,
to have the pie in the sky.
When Obama’s in the house
you’ll continue to see things all wrong,
for it was rash homeowners without enough money
who carried this housing atrocity along.
When Obama’s in the house
you’ll ask, “Who is this housing trouble about?!”
A: Most responsible people are doing just fine;
The irresponsible we are bailing out.
When Obama’s in the house
your vote for him will make things go away,
while we prudent homeowners waited
to buy our house…until we could pay!
When Obama’s in the house
will you be honest in due time?
Come on people, think again…
Who buys a house without putting down a dime?!
When Obama’s in the house
those who had nothing to lose will win again,
because they had to experience no pain
in order to get such great gain.
When Obama’s in the house
government-dependents will have a thrill,
but please remember those of us
who work hard to flit the bill!
When Obama’s in the house
try to think of things this way…
he knows gullible people are out there
and on those he does prey.
When Obama’s in the house
you needn’t try to succeed and be great,
because he will suppress the American dream
taking money you worked hard to create.
Why else would the Democratic Party win
if not for the less fortunate, as they say,
but that implies things came easy to the rich
forcing others to stay in such a way.
But the rich are not more fortunate
because their lives were a piece of cake;
they worked hard to succeed and create jobs,
While others just take, take, take.
As humans we desire greatly
to be part of something bigger than ourself,
and this year, that almighty and powerful something
Is Barack Hussein Obama himself!
While some remain optimistic
knowing the man who should win this great fate,
I’m afraid the right man might lose this battle…
the historic election of 2008.
Everyone seems to have the answers
or we all seem to know the truth,
but I hope you will all put country first
while tomorrow in the voter’s booth.
Jennifer Lloyd
Decatur, GA
Writer & Copy Editor
Member NDRW (North DeKalb Republican Women)